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English teenage girl living in Thailand. lives life vicariously through fictional characters. My only talent is surviving on the diet I have

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omegaling:


I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

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18 minutes ago
132,748 notes

Kristoff to his future son

Kristoff:Sven, you were named after the bravest--
Sven:Dad, you named me after a reindeer.
Kristoff:Yes.
Sven:I'm second in line to the throne of Arendelle and I'm named after a reindeer.
Kristoff:
Kristoff:
Kristoff:Yes.
23 minutes ago
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chandra75:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

Every person on earth should read this. 

(Source: tom-sits-like-a-whore, via fandommember)

29 minutes ago
631,270 notes

couchnap:

scorntrooper:

I am still upset that an actor as awesome as peter capaldi is the doctor at a time where I have less than 0 faith in the writing/production of the show.

this perfectly summarizes my feelings

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1 hour ago
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Dear dark skin girls

lovelyandbrown:

onlyblackgirl:

Never be afraid to wear all the bright colors you want. You do not have to stick to the purples, dark blues & blacks because they’re more “suitable” for your dark skin, and bright colors make your dark skin “stand out” too much.

Fuck that.

Wear the all the neons, pinks, yellows, bright red, white and anything else you want because your dark skin is beautiful and should flaunt it all you want. 

!

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1 hour ago
1,638 notes

brittanaheyaaa:

rocksfelleveryonedied:

thebitca:

enjolrasthesocialjusticeblogger:

nobodytoldthehorse:

le-docteur-qui:

OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME

OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT

OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT? 

(Source: antisharks, via somebody-police-let-the-eren)

16 minutes ago
179,082 notes

boopercy:

fillelune:

things i learned in ancient greek art today:

  • Achilles had a gay lover 
  • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
  • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
  • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

sounds like high school

(Source: aavec, via fandommember)

26 minutes ago
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stuckwith-harry:

thekingofweasels:

Can we just analyze this gif for one second:

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As the chandelier falls, EVERYONE dives out of the way. Harry, Draco, everyone. EXCEPT Ron. Ron dives TOWARDS it in order to grab Hermione and get her to safety. I just. Why do people ship anything but Romione again? He is the ONLY one that stayed upright AND moved towards the potentially deadly falling object to save the woman he loves. That is all.

[gross sobbing]

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37 minutes ago
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shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

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1 hour ago
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