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English teenage girl living in Thailand. lives life vicariously through fictional characters. My only talent is surviving on the diet I have

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

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10 hours ago
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kuzkospoison:

alreadyniall:

when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving

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i scrolled past this real quick and thought it was lorde at first. 

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10 hours ago
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13 year old:I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
17 year old:I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
10 hours ago
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this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

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10 hours ago
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cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

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10 hours ago
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cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

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10 hours ago
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fourtris-eaton:

fourtris-eaton:

fourtris-eaton:

my goal is to get to 4444 by august 5th to celebrate Divergent coming out on DVD. I’m 233 away. Help a fellow initiate out?

28! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!

OKAY DIVERGENT COMES OUT IN 4 DAYS NOW AND I AM AT 18 LETFT. I DIDN’T THINK WE WOULD GET THIS CLOSE!!! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!

10 hours ago
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smaug-official:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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10 hours ago
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validx2:

Her: Babe i’ve never seen you dance 

Me: Yeah umm you dont want to

Her: Please babe you know i find a man that can dance very sexy 

Me: Alright shit

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10 hours ago
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inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

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alicelongbottem:

Is no one else concerned that at the end of Chamber of Secrets Lucius Malfoy was seconds from Avada Kedavraing Harry Potter before Dobby stepped in? Like, really Malfoy? You’re just gonna kill a student in front of Dumbledore’s office because he have your housekeeper a fucking sock??

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10 hours ago
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witness-protection-with-wings:

caraphatash:

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

How was the sandwich? 

Sandwichy.

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10 hours ago
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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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10 hours ago
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phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

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10 hours ago
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sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

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