things girls dont like about boys
- "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
- "yeah it’s 8 inches"
- "she looks like such a bitch"
- "lmao im such a lesbian"
- "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
- "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"
"period cramps cant be that bad”
"Jesus. Are you on your period?
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
things that make any boy hotter thAn the sun (srsly picture it):
- DRIVING / /,hand on wheel lickin lips focused on traffic
- cooking chopping things mixing things by hand cookinG
- holding BABIES „// telling jokes to little tiny chilDS
- tbh leaning against a wall is rly a true…
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
|What i say:||I have anxiety|
|What most people think i said:||I am awkward but cute awkward and shy.|
|What people assume:||I am imagining illnesses to justify my lifestyle and personality.|
|What i actually mean:||I live in a constant fear. I worry about the past, current or future situations, i have stomach and head pains all the time, tachycardia and awful panic attacks that include heart palpitations, and breathing problems. I suffer everyday and not only in "stressful situations". I think so much before i do something and eventually i don't do it at all, so people think i am lazy. I suffer from insomnia. I sweat to the idea of having to interact with people. I don't use the word anxiety to justify anything or to make myself look cool. It's a mental disorder, i have to live with it and find ways to control the symptoms. It is not a trend. Many people around the world actually suffer from this disorder. Accept those who have it and help them, don't judge them, don't joke about it. NEVER.|
asgard’s next top model
Look how happy Fandral looks, like he’s totally aware how fabulous they look.
He probably coordinated this whole scene.
"Sif you and I will be in the middle, cause we’re the most fabulous."
"Do that thing that makes your ponytail swing."
"Come on guys, it’ll feel goofy but it’s gonna look so fuckin’ good."
they’re all about to trip over a bench