|13 year old:||I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!|
|17 year old:||I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it|
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
my goal is to get to 4444 by august 5th to celebrate Divergent coming out on DVD. I’m 233 away. Help a fellow initiate out?
28! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!
OKAY DIVERGENT COMES OUT IN 4 DAYS NOW AND I AM AT 18 LETFT. I DIDN’T THINK WE WOULD GET THIS CLOSE!!! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!
Is no one else concerned that at the end of Chamber of Secrets Lucius Malfoy was seconds from Avada Kedavraing Harry Potter before Dobby stepped in? Like, really Malfoy? You’re just gonna kill a student in front of Dumbledore’s office because he have your housekeeper a fucking sock??
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
How was the sandwich?
My stomach growled super loud in French omg
I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize
hon hon hon feed me a baguette